CLERK ATTACKED OUTSIDE COURTHOUSE: The attack doesn’t appear to be connected to any ongoing case. Just a random act of violence. I guess that passes as good news these days.
THE BOMB INTENDED FOR ERIC HOLDER WAS MEANT TO GET HIM AT WORK: Cesar Altieri Sayoc allegedly addressed the Holder bomb to Covington & Burling.
YALE ALUMNI AREN’T SURPRISED YALE FACULTY ARE CREEPERS: That’s just how that goes, apparently.
GAB HAS BEEN NO-PLATFORMED: What could have possibly taken GoDaddy and PayPal so long to figure this out?
DON’T FORGET TO SEND US YOUR LEGALLY THEMED HALLOWEEN COSTUME: We’ve already received some interesting submissions.